February 2012
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So I haven't been watching the Oscars as I don't...
AND NOW I CAN SAY OSCAR WINNER BRET MCKENZIE.
AHHHHHH
YAY! YAY YAY YAY
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Leslie: I'm really glad you came!!
Ann: I'm really sober!
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I am ridiculously hungry and haven't eaten...
This is going to get really inconvenient really fast.
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So last night I didn't want to stay in my...
She and her brother were there and The 40 Year Old Virgin was on. We were just passively watching it. At one point I looked up and BAM.
FUCKING CONRAD FROM WEEDS IS IN THAT. MOTHER OF GOD I DID NOT KNOW.
I got really excited and was so happy to see him. I wish he’d come back in some future episodes :( I miss him.
Gotta love listening to little high schoolers...
“I hate starting a sentence.”
“I can write really well, I just don’t know how to write the paper.”
“In our AP class, we were writing papers and the teacher told us to restate the thesis sentence. Why would I do that? Isn’t that redundant? Also, why would I need to write the same sentence twice?”
“I definitely write like Dickens.”...
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When someone makes the people I love cry, I hate...
Sometimes the people on HGTV really piss me off
the running theme seems to be “we have this budget, we absolutely must have these items, and we’re going to get bitchy when you tell us that our budget does not fit all of the must haves.
It’s like they don’t watch the shows they’re on.
And they don’t see how annoying everyone else is so far.
ALSO. IT WOULD BE A MUCH BETTER SHOW IF PEOPLE COULD JUST...
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Reblog with a gif you've always wanted to use but...
wonderginger:
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Jesus patrick! Ami and I were just looking at that last night and talking about it! Also,
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What is hipster? I saw it on wall or on paper… Can I go pee?
– I fucking love Ami.
I know EVERYTHING.
– Paul
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Do you know what’s better than a sofa? A) a blueberry B) a couch.
– Oh gabe.
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Yeah, you can put tea in there. Or we put seaweed in them…
– I AM SO HAPPY AMI IS HERE.
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Is it acceptable to go to class covered in...
What about if I bring cupcake innards to distribute?
Because I have a lot of those and don’t know what to do with them.
And I think this chocolate is forever embedded into my hands.
Ugh, I hate chocolate.
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And, though she be but little, she is fierce!
– William Shakespeare, Midsummer Night’s Dream, III.2.325 (via feathersinfray)
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You want one of the best smells in the world?
chocolate:cream:butter:baileys:jameson
done.
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I'm not a fan of chocolate but the batter for...
Also, these are some of the prettiest cupcakes I’ve ever made.
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Guess who has a hot date on Saturday
I love talking to my mom on the phone.
Especially now that I’ve grown out of that miserable “teen i hate my parents” age.
A) she’s upfront and doesn’t talk down to me anymore.
B) she and I recognize that I am an adult and I don’t rely on her constant guidance for my life. she said she raised me to be independent so that when i got old enough, i could leave and she wouldn’t feel the need to...
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So in my ever-growing paranoia about the future, I...
I was relieved to find that it actually happens March 11.
And then panicked because that’s the day before the rough draft is due.
Lovely.